... I'd put little heads of Karl "Plameout!" Rove, Tom ("First Indictment in the War on Terror!") DeLay, Grover "Field Marshall" Norquist, and Mike Brownie all aboard this Carnival Cruise ship and show it sinking into Lake Ponchartrain;
If the ships were at capacity, with 7,116 evacuees, for six months, the price per evacuee would total $1,275 a week, according to calculations by aides to Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.). A seven-day western Caribbean cruise out of Galveston can be had for $599 a person -- and that would include entertainment and the cost of actually making the ship move.
