Places my brain won't go this morning:

1. Saddam sent 'double agent' defectors into the U.S. to convince us he really did have WMD. Because then we would ... uh ....
2. . A Hillary/Wesley Clark Presidential ticket
3. An 18 year-old, 320-pound hacker from Minnesota spawned the worm that ate all the applications on my wife's portable computer
4. A $1.4 trillion dollar 10-year budget deficit. (Will do what to interest rates?)
5. Colorado 41st out of 50 states in job creation in 2002 (source: Western Blue Chip Economic Forecast)-- and we'll lose more jobs this year (First time ever! Guv Owen's economic development philosophy works!)
6. The EPA discovers that it isn't legally allowed to do anything about global warming
7. $10,000 a plate dinners for Ahnuld vs. Cruz

Tilt! Tilt! Tilt!

At least there's this (thanks, overseas' friends):

"The United States is putting together a Constitution now for Iraq. Why don't
we just give them ours? It's served us well for 200 years, and we don't
appear to be using it anymore, so what the hell?" -Jay Leno

"Tonight is the Miss Teen USA Pageant. President Bush is angry at the
winner. Apparently she wants world peace." -Craig Kilborn

"The White House says that the vacation in Texas will give President Bush the
chance to unwind. My question is, when does the guy wind?" -David Letterman